ENTRY 1: okay okay so this is weird
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hello fellow theoriserz! welcome to my blog lol
since i've been looking through this shitty website
for so long i suppose i'll share my findings here
so straight up something is DEFINITELY up with this blog
i mean there's a bunch of weird stuff happening here???
like some kind of social experiment maybe... idk??
i have no idea what any of this means at this point
but this is definitely not a regular blog!!!!!
maybe its a CIA thing?? where they can like spy on me and
steal my virginity or something?? #chud4l
ENTRY 2: I FOUND SOMETHINGG!!!!
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okay okay I FOUND SOMETHING I FOUND SOMETHINGDFDJFGSADSADASDG
there's like ACTUAL info if you look in the archive page.
i found some old website with useful looking info in it (some random person's blog lol)
and the questions on that blog are like THE SAME as the questions in some
other survey thing i found!!1!11!111!!!! idk how to explain it asjhdsjfds maybe they're related!?!
THEY HAVE TO BE!!!
THEORY: THE GOV MADE ME CONSTIPATED
IM WRITING MY TRUTH WHILE TAKING A DUMP !!!
THE CIA CANT STOP ME!!! #SHIT4LYFE #OPIUM
ENTRY 3: probably a horrible idea
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ive been advised to stop looking but i CANTTT!!!!!
A THEORIZER HAS TO KEEP THEORIZING!!!
you know what kanye west always says,
"if that hoe say no you keep going"
so WE keep going theorizers!!!
im so obsessed with this thing uugh i wanna know
whats up with all that and like why??
is this some kind of social experiment??
or just a marketing stunt for some shitty indie movie??
i dont get it
why would anyone make all this?? im lost
DAILY THEORY
what if the governement is using our data to fuel plus size
bathrooms so KANYE WEST'S FAT BUTT can fit inside?????????
im going to use the credentials from that old website on the survey
wish me luck theorizers!! ill be back with answers!
ENTRY 4
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hello!!!
after careful consideration ive decided to shut down
this blog...
it's just a lot to handle for me lol, and there really inst anything to find.
sorry for misleading you guys about all this crazy stuff lmao, it seems i was just imagining things all along Finish what i started.